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Arrows of Misfortune |
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Surgeon General’s Warning
My first bow and arrow set was
hand crafted from the limb of a china berry tree when I was about five. I
carefully peeled the bark using a paring knife I borrowed from
my mother’s kitchen. As I remember, it only took three stitches to close the
wound. It was one of many
trips to the Emergency Room to stop the leaks. I carefully made the arrow heads by bending soft drink
bottle caps over the end of the rods. Using a hammer to fold the metal caps,
I stopped only long enough to practice a few words that I had heard our new
neighbor, Officer Grubby Jackson, use in similar situations while holding
his own thumb between his knees. I would hear similar words from Grubby
quite often as years and learning experiences went by. We had become close
friends. He called me, affectionately, that “little $&!# and I got to call
him by his first name… “Sir” That first bow and arrows left a lot to be desired in all
areas of testing from accuracy to penetration, although distance checked out
well. I checked distance by lobbing a few arrows into the holler from a hill
near the house. Although I did lose a couple of arrows, at least no bodies
turned up with a curtain rod sticking thru them. Darn good thing to, cause I
think that Grubby would have immediately had a suspect in the case. By the time I was sixteen, I had my first for real hunting
bow. A fifty pound, fifty two inch recurve that served all my hunting needs
over the next quarter century or so. Mainly by giving me more stories than
deer. It was a dream come true on opening day, thirty six years
ago this Tuesday when a spindly fork horn stepped out and bent to get a
drink from the water hole I was hunting over, only thirty yards away. I
confidently drew the arrow, anchored at the corner of my mouth and relaxed
my three finger grip. The arrow flew straight into the water in front of the
deer showering him with mud and water. He ran into the woods, stopped and
came back, 20 yards from me. Probably to see what kind of long skinny bird
had landed in the pond. After hurriedly stringing a new arrow, I promptly
snap shot over his back. He bounced closer and stood looking at the second
arrow sticking up in the mud. I now had a 15 yard shot. I pulled my third
arrow from the quiver. Not believing what was happening, I pulled back and
jerkily let go. The arrow hit with a solid thunk…. into the trunk of a pine
tree about 10 feet off the ground. The young buck bounced toward me and
stood less than 10 yards away while gazing back with, I suppose, mutual
disbelief in the direction of the pine tree. I pulled my last arrow and
strung it. My breath was coming in gasps and the arrow was tapping against
the bow as I tried to haul back on the string. My fingers slipped and the
arrow flew with all the grace of a wounded duck and as much effect as it
rattled away through the brush. The four pointer still didn’t leave till my
bow hit the pond with a loud splash.
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